Objectivity at its Worst

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Ajejeje Like a Sir: Biodiversity in the Philippine Jungle

I wrote this last sem for our Comm II class. The prof asked us to attend any event of the DAC in their, uh, DAC week and then write a reaction paper on it. My friends and I chose the Jologs Quiz Show.

I gotta say, it was funny as hell. It was so spontaneous and so laid back it felt like being in a comedy bar (although I’ve never been in one). The professors acted like students, laughing and doing stupid things, throwing handfuls of candy to immature, rather, kids-at-heart college students. The ppts of the questions even had pictures of jejemons sitting snugly on the corner of the slides.

SPEAKING OF THE QUESTIONS they were so hard. Like, really hard. There were questions like, “Sino ang atletang gumanap na isa sa mga tatay sa pelikulang ‘Tong Tatlong  Tatay ‘Kong Pakitong Kitong?” Try answering that.

This is my reaction paper.

The Jologs Quiz Show of the Department of Arts and Communication was held on February 16 in celebration of Culture Week or, perhaps more appropriately, of the pop icon that is the Jejemon. But that might be only as far as their advertising strategies were concerned.

Contrary to what might have been expected, it did not make a mockery of the Jejemon: the quiz master did not ask the contestants to decipher Jejemon messages or to dress in baggy shorts and oversized shirts with basketball jerseys on top. It was not as much about the Jejemon, in fact, as it was about the Filipino masses in general. In other words, the quiz show was a tribute to the Filipino masses.

How important is this exactly?

The Jejemon rose to prominence because of their peculiar way of texting, becoming the topic of pop culture shows and the public’s annoyance. The learned middle-class and elite families found it particularly odd that a letter that should be typed in lowercase is typed as an uppercase letter, and found messages with more than ten punctuation marks per sentence very gruesome to read. As a result, these learned Filipinos found it necessary to profess disgust over such kind of language. As if to give credence to their college degrees, they saw the need to ridicule every typographical error they could notice in whatever the Jejemon typed. Despite this growing attention, needless to say, the Jejemon did not become famous but infamous.

The growth of Jejemon infamy is proof of the elitism that has gone viral among all Filipinos, testament to the judgement that one who is better in English is better in all ways than one who is less proficient. It follows then that one who is uneducated is inferior in all ways to the degree holder. What could this mean for the rest of the uneducated Filipinos, who comprise a significant part of the country’s population?

What perhaps most of us do not recognize is the significant role of the masses in shaping this country’s culture. Given that they are less susceptible to the effects of colonial mentality, what is inherently Filipino is less subjected to change – a good thing in this respect. The culture of being cheerful in the midst of family problems and national crises, of hospitality and of respect, is maintained. They are, therefore, not the symbol of this country’s ignorance. Great invaluable wisdom comes from them.

The Jologs Quiz Show is a celebration of the culture of the masses, as well as a signboard that reminds us Scholars of how important it is to understand the very people who we will be serving after we graduate; we cannot demean those who we serve. The masses, the middle class and the privileged are co-dependent institutions: one leads the other in different ways, no matter how modest or extravagant the fashion may be. And in the Philippine jungle, despite this biodiversity, we only have one another.

That silent sense of regret everyone gets
Just disappears soon as the sun sets

—Amy Winehouse, “Wake Up Alone”

Happy birthday Daddy.

Happy birthday Daddy.

Alam mo yung feeling na ilang kilometro lang ang layo nila sa’yo pero hindi mo sila mapuntahan kasi di mo alam yung area na yun?
ANAK NG TIPAKLONG BAKIT KAYO NASA QUEZON CITY?!?!?! HUHUHUHUHU KILL ME NOW PLEASE

Alam mo yung feeling na ilang kilometro lang ang layo nila sa’yo pero hindi mo sila mapuntahan kasi di mo alam yung area na yun?

ANAK NG TIPAKLONG BAKIT KAYO NASA QUEZON CITY?!?!?! HUHUHUHUHU KILL ME NOW PLEASE

December 18, 2011

1. Grabe, ang saya mag-Sims 3. As in ibang level. Nung December 15 lang ako nagsimulang maglaro pero yung single kong Sim ay level 9 na sa career niyang Rockstar, may bonggang bahay, pati asawa’t anak. ‘YAN ANG ADIK lolz. Nakuha ko yung installer dun sa blockmate/dorm mate ko na rinegaluhan ng CD sa intra-block Kris Kringle. Pagkarating na pagkarating namin ng dorm galing sa Christmas Party, install agad sa laptop. HAHAHAHA. Kaya, so far, ito pa lang ang nagagawa kong pseudo-productive ngayong break: ang ma-satisfy ang isang long-time wish/chronic obsession.

2. May bago na rin nga pala akong wallet. OPO MGA KAIBIGAN, wala na po yung red pouch-wallet na naga-a la video game console na binigay sa akin sa Punlaan Kris Kringle noong isang taon. Ang dami rin ng mga nailagay ko dun: papel na pera, mga barya, susi ng dorm, USB, mga resibo sa Mercury Drug, ATM card… Pati ata reseta ng doktor nasama ko na dun. Multi-purpose ang lola mo. Pero dahil lola na nga ito, humingi na naman ako ng wallet sa intra-block Kris Kringle dun. Actually, listahan ang sinulat ko dun sa wishlist: wallet, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Atonement, pati yung pinaka bagong album ng Super Junior. HINDI PO DAHIL SUGAPA AKO HA. Sabi ko naman dun pumili lang siya. Ang hoarder ko naman kung ganun. So yuuun, may bago na akong wallet! MAGBUNYI MAGPIGING

3. Birthday ng aking pet ngayon! Ahihihihihi kinikilig ako! Ay sorry, friendshippernezens ko pala (be kind to animals). Follow niyo siya, para fuuun: http://www.meizsarzzzy.tumblr.com/

4. Crush ko yung president ng org namin. NAKAKAINIS. Hindi siya super gwapo kumpara kay Kyuhyun my one true love. Pero ang galing niya kasi magsalita! Kapag sinasabihan niya kaming pumunta sa mga org event talagang napapa-oo ako, as in, “Opo kuya pupunta po kami. Opo, sige po, sasabihan ko po yung iba na pumunta. Thank you po,” sabay igat smile pa with preteh-preteh eyes. Ewan ko! Kung Sim siya malamang max level na yung Charisma skill niya. AYYY KINIKILIG AKO. Sana lagi niya akong papuntahin sa mga event! <3 <3 <3

5. Gusto kong magpaputol ng buhok. Mag-Sunny hairdo kaya ako?